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Terry Pratchett has 1,151 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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You can't kill me, I've got a magic... AAAARGH !
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There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides.
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Our garden was debated territory between five local cats, and we'd heard that the best way to keep other cats out of…
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Cats don't hunt seals. They would if they knew what they were and where to find them. But they don't, so that's…
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It's an interesting fact that fewer than 17 % of Real cats end their lives with the same name they started with.…
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Next comes the realist phase ("After all, from a purely geometrical point of view a cat is only a tube with a…
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Everyone's heard of Erwin Schrodinger's famous thought experiment. You put a cat in a box with a bottle of poison, which many…
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Consider the situation. There you are, forehead like a set of balconies, worrying about the long-term effects of all this new 'fire'…
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At least I know I'm bewildered about the really fundamental and important facts of the universe.
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Most species do their own evolving, making it up as they go along, which is the way Nature intended.
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A Thaum is the basic unit of magical strength. It has been universally established as the amount of magic needed to create…
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Things have no power that humans don't put there.
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I get a lot of teenagers going, 'Yo, Krueger,' and honking their horn and giving me the claw. Yeah, I'm recognized.
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I broke my nose in gym when a ball hit me. I took a girl to her debutante ball the next week…
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In the world outside this glass room, songbirds are feeding and resting in the trees. Some will take off tonight and not…
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I read with keen interest the words of a bumper sticker readily visible on the highly polished chrome bumper of a car…
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I lay my head on the wheel and the horn begins honking, the whole neighborhood knows that I'm home drunk again.
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Unwanted honking not only irritates others, but may also end up causing accidents. Drivers lose cool and it may result in road…
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The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, defined as the period of time between the traffic…
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As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was…
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