Honking Quotes

9 quotes by 9 authors

I get a lot of teenagers going, 'Yo, Krueger,' and honking their horn and giving me the claw. Yeah, I'm recognized. — Robert Englund
As the light changed from red to greeen to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more… — Jack Handey
I broke my nose in gym when a ball hit me. I took a girl to her debutante ball the next week wearing a tux… — Wentworth Miller
In the world outside this glass room, songbirds are feeding and resting in the trees. Some will take off tonight and not land until they… — Sandra Steingraber
I read with keen interest the words of a bumper sticker readily visible on the highly polished chrome bumper of a car which was weaving… — Thomas S. Monson
I lay my head on the wheel and the horn begins honking, the whole neighborhood knows that I'm home drunk again. — George Jones
Unwanted honking not only irritates others, but may also end up causing accidents. Drivers lose cool and it may result in road rage. — Rahul Dravid
The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, defined as the period of time between the traffic lights turning green… — Terry Pratchett
As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more… — Jack Handy

Who Wrote These Honking Quotes

9 authors contributed a total of 9 Honking Quotes as follows: