Homer Quotes

148 Homer quotes by 104 unique authors

Homer is the nice side of Al Bundy with the same intellect. I really like him and Al Bundy. — Uwe Boll
Homer was able to give us no information relating to the truth, for he wrote of human rather than divine things. — Lactantius
Homer: Oh, I'll never drink another beer in my life.Vendor: BEER HERE! I GOT BEER!Homer: OOH, I'll take ten! — Unknown Author
Sales man: You got time for lunch? Homer: Yeah..but I usually have 2 or 3. Salesman: You like thai? Homer: Yeah, ya like shirt? — Matt Groening
I think that most people don't even know that I do other things. They think that Homer is all that I do. — Dan Castellaneta
One of my favorite episodes was the one in which Homer grew hair. That was a very unique episode, since there was a gay secretary,… — Dan Castellaneta
YOUTH, n. The Period of Possibility, when Archimedes finds a fulcrum, Cassandra has a following and seven cities compete for the honor of endowing a… — Ambrose Bierce
I wouldn't want to be in a Lisa episode. They're kind of boring. Maybe a Homer one would be better. — Meg White
Tryin to get you Homer would you be Marge Simpson. — Trey Songz
"Let's just say that on this day, a million years ago, a dude was born who most of us think was magic. But others don't,… — Homer Simpson
Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of… — Homer Simpson
The Wrath of Achilles had probably been an epic subject for generations when Homer found it, and the germ of its meaning, the conflict between… — Cedric H Whitman
Titos my niggas, you know just we just need more shit and its ironic how I drop some dough when I got them Homer Simpsons, — Wale
Homer, do you think you could show just the slightest bit of reverence? — Ned Flanders
Homer Simpson, I show you pity, and how do you repay me? With a kick in the kididdlehopper! — Ned Flanders
Homer, I'd love to chitty-chat, but tonight's the night I do my charity work. — Ned Flanders
Homer, God didn't set your house on fire. — Ned Flanders
Homer, lighten up. You're making 'Happy Hour' bitterly ironic. — Marge Simpson
Homer da bitch is a gomer even with wizdoom all up in her guts youth and beauty rare that the fat bitch can find her… — Unknown Author
After Homer and Dante, is a whole century of creating worth one Shakespeare? — Dejan Stojanovic
This Sunday, after 33 years as an actor, I've finally reached the pinnacle of my career. I am Stradivarius Cain, Homer Simpson's fantasy! — Bryan Cranston
Well, let's just call them, uh, Mr. X and Mrs. Y. So anyway, Mr. X would say, 'Marge, if this doesn't get your motor running,… — Nikhil Saluja
When a woman says nothing's wrong that means everything is wrong and when a woman says everything's wrong that means everything is wrong. - Homer… — The Simpsons

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104 authors contributed a total of 148 Homer Quotes, led by these top contributors: