Hole Quotes

1056 Hole quotes by 800 unique authors

I'm a golfaholic, no question about that. Counseling wouldn't help me. They'd have to put me in prison, and then I'd talk the warden into… — Lee Trevino
According to the Captain of The Honorable Company of Edinburgh Golfers, striking your opponent or caddie at St Andrews, Hoylake or Westward Ho! meant that… — Herbert Wind
When that happens [the demise of golf], old men will furtively beckon to their sons and, like fugitives from the guillotine recalling the elegant orgies… — Alistair Cooke
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he's now my golf bag. — Bob Hope
No matter what happens - never give up a hole....In tossing in your cards after a bad beginning you also undermine your whole game, because… — Sam Snead
Never take a mulligan on a par 3. A "hole in three" is not a fun story to relive. — Brian Weiss
It breaks towards the center of the earth when it is above the hole. — Brian Weiss
My caddie 'Stovepipe' tried to talk me into hitting a 3-wood. But I took out the turf rider (4-wood) instead. The moment I hit it,… — Gene Sarazen
The best architects feel it to be their duty to make the path to the hole as free as possible from annoying difficulties for the… — Robert Hunter
G is for Green, that's constructed to roll in every direction away from the hole. — Richard Armour
I didn't miss the putt. I made the putt. The ball missed the hole. — Peter Jacobsen
That's great. They should put the hole in the fairway. — Colin Montgomerie
Grief is a solitary journey. No one but you knows how great the hurt is. No one but you can know the gaping hole left… — Helen Steiner Rice
Hate is a hole that exists in your heart; and the more that you hate, the more you fall apart. — Wes Fesler
Needy knife-grinder! whither are ye going? Rough is the road, your wheel is out of order; Bleak blows the blast-your hat has got a hole… — George Canning
One is always more vexed at losing a game of any sort by a single hole or ace, than if one has never had a… — William Hazlitt
His ignorance covers the world like a blanket, and there's scarcely a hole in it anywhere. — Mark Twain
Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out? — Groucho Marx
So, the next time you're out working on your game and they pass you the rock, don't just take it to the hole. Take it… — Michael Jordan
I like to describe my life as a black hole with a little light out there. — Dennis Rodman

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