Hole Quotes

1056 Hole quotes by 800 unique authors

You wouldn't replace your carpet at home if you still had a hole in the roof...We're talking about any time you start waving a carrot… — Lou Barletta
""Dear girl," continued Bob advancing with an imbecile grin upon his countenance, which he imagined no doubt to be a seductive smile, "fly with me!… — Arthur Conan Doyle
Rain puts a hole in stone because of its constancy, not its force. Just keep knocking on doors until the right one opens — Unknown Author
It is the part of cowardliness, and not of virtue, to seek to squat itself in some hollow lurking hole, or to hide herself under… — Michel de Montaigne
When other Generals make mistakes their armies are beaten; when I get into a hole, my men pull me out of it. — Duke of Wellington
I'm a great believer that if you don't get the ball to the hole, it won't go in. — Colin Montgomerie
When you lip out several putts in a row, you should never think that means that you're putting well. When you're putting well, the only… — Jack Nicklaus
In golf, a player can step and mar the line of his adversary's putt. A player can also hit his adversary or his caddie intentionally… — Unknown Author
Bobby JonesConsidered objectively, it is quite obviously a very simple matter to propel a ball with a stick across some specially prepared ground and into… — Bobby Jones
There isn't a hole out there [Augusta] that can't be birdied if you just think. But there isn't one that can't be double-bogeyed if you… — Bobby Jones
Hit the ball up to the hole... You meet a better class of people up there. — Ben Hogan
The reason the Road Hole at St. Andrews is the most difficult par 4 in the world is that it was designed as a par… — Ben Crenshaw
When I got cut from the varsity team as a sophomore in high school, I learned something. I knew I never wanted to feel that… — Michael Jordan
Death is the black hole of biology. It's an event horizon, and once you go over that event horizon, no information can be passed back… — Terence McKenna
Every man should be born again on the first day of January. Start with a fresh page. Take up one hole more in the buckle… — Henry Ward Beecher
I'm a golfaholic, no question about that. Counseling wouldn't help me. They'd have to put me in prison, and then I'd talk the warden into… — Lee Trevino
According to the Captain of The Honorable Company of Edinburgh Golfers, striking your opponent or caddie at St Andrews, Hoylake or Westward Ho! meant that… — Herbert Wind
When that happens [the demise of golf], old men will furtively beckon to their sons and, like fugitives from the guillotine recalling the elegant orgies… — Alistair Cooke
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he's now my golf bag. — Bob Hope
No matter what happens - never give up a hole....In tossing in your cards after a bad beginning you also undermine your whole game, because… — Sam Snead
Never take a mulligan on a par 3. A "hole in three" is not a fun story to relive. — Brian Weiss
It breaks towards the center of the earth when it is above the hole. — Brian Weiss
My caddie 'Stovepipe' tried to talk me into hitting a 3-wood. But I took out the turf rider (4-wood) instead. The moment I hit it,… — Gene Sarazen
The best architects feel it to be their duty to make the path to the hole as free as possible from annoying difficulties for the… — Robert Hunter
G is for Green, that's constructed to roll in every direction away from the hole. — Richard Armour

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