Hole Quotes

1056 Hole quotes by 800 unique authors

I can't fill the hole with money. I can't fill it with alcohol, or drugs, or sex, so what do I need to fill it… — Mark Victor Hansen
Did you know that a laugh is something that comes out of a hole in your face? Anywhere else and you're in dead trouble! — Ken Dodd
For 3 million you could give everyone in Scotland a shovel, and we could dig a hole so deep we could hand her over to… — Frankie Boyle
When you are in a hole, the top priority is to stop digging. — William Easterly
The Internet is not a place. It’s a great void, a black hole, from which you can call up an incredible amount of disorganized information. — Eleanor Antin
I don't think Bono decided to be ambitious, he just is. But if this country ever ran out of electricity, just shove a plug up… — Unknown Author
Every time the media brings up the tea party, it's painted as racist and extremists -- but there's never a backlash, no outrage to those… — Hank Williams, Jr.
I'm just happy I got a hole-in-one for the first time in my life. — Joe Sakic
That ship is loaded with treasure, but there's a hole in the ship. And my job is to get everyone to row in the same… — Gil Amelio
The Thames is a wretched river after the Mersey and the ships are not like Liverpool ships and the docks are barren of beauty ...… — John Masefield
Programs to demonstrate Darwinian evolution are akin to a pinball machine. The steel ball bounces around differently every time but eventually falls down the little… — Robert J. Marks II
But big people’s illnesses are always made to sound big. The simple shutting and opening of the royal arse-hole was made to sound as if… — Khushwant Singh
I didn’t realize that one tragedy can beget another, and another — bright-eyed disasters flooding out of a death hole like bats out of a… — Karen Russell
Write while the heat is in you. The write who postpones the recording of his thoughts uses an iron which has cooled to burn a… — Brian Tracy
Envy lurks at the bottom of the human heart like a viper in its hole. — Honore de Balzac
A good debater is not necessarily an effective vote-getter: you can find a hole in your opponent's argument through which you could drive a coach… — William F. Buckley, Jr.
Television is just like making a hole in the wall. All kinds of stuff comes in, on the screen, that we would never allow to… — Unknown Author
I suppose we all have our little hiding-hole if the truth was known, but as small as it is, the whole world is in it,… — Frank O'Connor
If you're a big Nirvana fan, a big Hole fan, then I understand why you would want to get to know me, but I'm not… — Frances Bean Cobain
But that is like saying that the hole in the sand looks like the stick that you made the hole in the sand with. Holes… — Werner Erhard
At the British Open, I had my opportunities, but the ball just didn't want to go in the hole on the back nine. — Fuzzy Zoeller
It's fun when the ball is going in the hole and things are going right, but it's a miserable game when things aren't going well. — Fuzzy Zoeller
It's not who you know, it's who you blow. I don't have a hole in my jeans for nothing. — Terry Richardson
Any change of my style, the way I've played for 10 years, will not be a drastic one. Yes, I've always given as good as… — Alan Shearer
If you're digging a hole in the wrong place, making it deeper doesn't help anything. — Seymour Chwast

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