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In Paris you're always surrounded by French people.
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Kools and Newports were for black people and lower-class whites. Camels were for procrastinators, those who wrote bad poetry, and those who…
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Hugh returned from his trip, and days later I still sounded like a Red Chinese asking questions about the democratic hinterlands. "And…
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Lovers of audio books learn to live with compromise.
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If you read someone else's diary, you get what you deserve.
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I always used to reach for the cigarette when the phone rang, and I figured nobody would ever call me in Tokyo.…
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I go to the movies at least five times a week, and after a while everything becomes a blur to me.
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I felt uncomfortable calling myself a writer until I started with 'The New Yorker,' and then I was like, 'Okay, now you…
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I just think that the people who say: 'That's not true' when someone tells a story at dinner are the people who…
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I like to reserve the right to write about whatever I like.
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Each one of us is left to choose our own quality of life and take pleasure where we find it with the…
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I started writing one afternoon when I was twenty, and ever since then I have written every day. At first I had…
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In view of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that He did not also limit his…
— Konrad Adenauer
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His mind scolded him for his stupidity and urged him to forget her but his heart had no justifications for its stand.…
— Faraaz Kazi
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If you want to understand suffering you must look into the situation at hand. The teachings say that wherever a problem arises…
— Ajahn Chah
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God has placed clear limits on Man’s intelligence, but none on his stupidity.
— John Corapi
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The good Lord set definite limits on man's wisdom, but set no limits on his stupidity.
— Konrad Adenauer
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I giggled out loud at his stupidity. If anyone knew how to make a bed, it was a faggot.
— David Sedaris
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I am not in favor of imposing happiness on people. Everyone has a right to his bad wine, to his stupidity, and…
— Milan Kundera
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There comes a day when, for someone who has persecuted us, we feel only indifference, a weariness at his stupidity. Then we…
— Cesare Pavese
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''If religion says that God is love, and why shouldn't two men be married.'' ''These rules were made my a God who…
— Jeremy Limn
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