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Prince Shawn has 25 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• I remember a time when people's actions used to speak a lot louder than their words. Then along came Facebook...
• If you ever feel like you are invisible, take off your pants on a crowded bus or subway and people will notice…
• One word can often make all the difference in the world. Being pissed off is much better than being pissed on.
• You are cuter than a Koala hugging a Panda on a rainbow of kittens.
• I always kill my enemies with kindness. Not because I am the better person, but because it's impossible for the police to…
• T-ball would be the perfect nickname for you. Whenever a guy steps to the plate, he never strikes out.
• I live in a neighborhood that is so white, they don't have black cars, black cats or blackouts and don't even play…
• I feel like Tony the Tiger whenever I see breasts because They're more than good, They're great!!!
• Never go to the grocery store when you are hungry or to the pet store when you are lonely.
• From looking at your profile, it's obvious one of your hobbies has to be stretching the truth.
• Only 5 types of people have mustaches - cops, 70s porn stars, hipsters, pedophiles and women employed by a circus.
• Instead of looking down on that guy online showing you his penis, you should applaud him for having so much confidence.

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