His Penis Quotes
- Beware of the man who denounces women writers; his penis is tiny and he cannot spell. — Erica Jong
- A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. Mother, where do babies come from? The mother thinks… — Kevin
- There was a man from Peru, who fell asleep in his canoe. He was dreaming of Venus holding his penis and he woke up with… — Funkadelic
- There's so many accusations that are so ridiculous about Pete Wentz that are taken as the gospel...people just assume that he posted pictures of his… — Patrick Stump
- He has a toenail on the end of his penis. — Bill Brasky
- Instead of looking down on that guy online showing you his penis, you should applaud him for having so much confidence. — Prince Shawn
- When a man winks it's really his penis saying hello. — Nikhil Saluja