Prince Shawn Quotes

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• I remember a time when people's actions used to speak a lot louder than their words. Then along came Facebook...
• If you ever feel like you are invisible, take off your pants on a crowded bus or subway and people will notice you.
• One word can often make all the difference in the world. Being pissed off is much better than being pissed on.
• You are cuter than a Koala hugging a Panda on a rainbow of kittens.
• I always kill my enemies with kindness. Not because I am the better person, but because it's impossible for the police to prove anything that…
• T-ball would be the perfect nickname for you. Whenever a guy steps to the plate, he never strikes out.
• I live in a neighborhood that is so white, they don't have black cars, black cats or blackouts and don't even play Call Of Duty:…
• I feel like Tony the Tiger whenever I see breasts because They're more than good, They're great!!!
• Never go to the grocery store when you are hungry or to the pet store when you are lonely.
• From looking at your profile, it's obvious one of your hobbies has to be stretching the truth.
• Only 5 types of people have mustaches - cops, 70s porn stars, hipsters, pedophiles and women employed by a circus.
• Instead of looking down on that guy online showing you his penis, you should applaud him for having so much confidence.
• A simple test to see how loose you are: if you open your legs while your partner yells and hear an echo, you probably don't…
• For most people, everyday is the same shit. They just have to decide when to flush.
• You are so full of shit, you should shut your mouth and let your ass talk.
• I had a great weekend. Spent Saturday watching paint dry and Sunday in a pissing contest.
• I always seem to get really cocky when I am naked.
• For some women showing off their talents means wearing a tight dress or a bikini.
• All work and no play means your man is likely going to stray.
• I would probably be classified as a lesbian if it was only based on how much you enjoy eating muffins and cookies.

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