Best His Legs Sayings

72 His Legs quotes by 62 unique authors

Every animal on the planet attracts mates with the goal of reproduction. Frogs swell their bodies. Male gorillas beat their chests. Have you ever watched… — Becca Fitzpatrick
You have cable?” He nodded toward her TV. She tossed him the clicker. “Sure do. And if I remember, there’s a Godzilla marathon on TBS… — J R Ward
Julius Tallow was a fool. He appeared complacent, but like a weak swimmer out of his depth, his legs were kicking frantically under the surface,… — Jonathan Stroud
She doesn't know any better, what a girl like her needs is a man with both his legs on the land. A man who will… — Maggie Stiefvater
There’s my baby!” I cried, quite carried away. “There’s my Poochiekins!” Ammit ran at me and leaped into my arms, nuzzling me with his rough… — Rick Riordan
It was a universal truth among males that anytime you saw a guy get it in the nuts, you experienced a shot of phantom pain… — J R Ward
A man can spend several hours sitting cross-legged in the same position if he knows that noting prevents him from changing it; but if he… — Leo Tolstoy
I don’t know what message to send to Bran. Help him Tyrion.” “What help could I give him? I am no maester, to ease his… — George R. R. Martin
So this is the young man who has intentions toward my little girl." Bobby shifted in his seat and crossed his legs. "It is not… — Ally Carter
A radical is a man with both feet firmly planted-in the air. A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs, who, however, has… — Franklin D. Roosevelt
In 2003, he was hit by a subway in Prague and lost both of his legs. It made me realize that we take for granted… — Unknown Author
And there goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class. — David Coleman
The poster boy for our superabled future is Oscar Pistorius, an increasingly famous South African sprinter who happens to have had both of his legs… — Daniel H. Wilson
In our story logic which we're making up, if we're saying he's alive, then like a quadriplegic who's in bed he can move his head… — John Badham
There was larceny in his heart, but his legs were honest. — Bugs Baer
He's got his legs back and he's finishing his plays. He's more active getting deep and we're looking for him and finding him. — Dwyane Wade
Looks like Weiner is going out with his Weiner between his legs — Danny Santagato
Rep. Anthony Weiner's behavior has been inappropriate and a distraction so he leaves office with his weiner between his legs — Danny Santagato
Do you hear that he says I did it,,,,, you see his legs where they are — Mak_786
I saw the bus lying right on him. I saw his legs sticking out. I freaked. The bus driver, I recall, was trying to yank… — James Hetfield
Police in California arrested a man who tried to smuggle songbirds into the US by strapping more than a dozen birds to his legs and… — Seth Meyers
Remember that super skinny dude from Freddy Got Fingered who got so drunk that he couldn't feel his legs? Well, now he's a cripple on… — Rudy Espinoza

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