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• My doctor said I had OCD. I couldn't believe it. I had to call him nine times to make sure.
• If you're going to hit a car, try to be sure that it's not a cop car
• We never talked to each other in my family. We communicated by putting Ann Landers articles on the refrigerator.
• What if obese people couldn't get married?
• Twelve years ago my mother gets her cataracts removed. So twelve years ago the doctor gives her these enormous sunglasses to wear…
• Over the years, things got so bad between my mother and I, we stopped talking to each other and started communicating by…
• Many comics stay in one city and develop their acts for that particular audience.
• People always think you have a lot of money when they see you on TV.
• Women are taught that if you want to be a lady, keep your opinions to yourself and be polite.
• There is no reason to be ashamed of who you are.
• When you see another tall woman on the street, you nod, sort of like Orthodox Jews.
• Comedy is the most palliative way to make a point. People are more willing to listen if they can laugh.

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