Best Hilton Sayings

70 Hilton quotes by 61 unique authors

The shows at the Hilton are the most exciting shows I've ever done. The stage is huge, but the theater is intimate, so we can… — Barry Manilow
I almost bumped into Alec Baldwin and then turned around and Paris Hilton was standing there. And I was like, 'Look, it's stupid spoiled whore.' — Trey Parker
The New York Hilton is laid out with a competence that would make a computer blush. — Ada Louise Huxtable
I'm paris hilton woo woo swag. — Lil B
If Paris Hilton thinks my butt looks gross I really dont care. At least I have a butt. — Kim Kardashian
That Paris Hilton Gets under my skin. — Gretchen Wilson
Paris Hilton said that's hot when she saw my cock, that's hot — Hollywood Undead
I can keep a secret with Vicky, have a minaj with Nicki, be out in London with Lauren, or tellin' Meghan good (Good) morning, catch… — Meek Mill
Well Woppi King is the head of everything him give all the orders. And Two Gun Rhygin, from Lime Cay; Daughter Bartley; Sorill, from Coronation… — Laurel Aitken
If you don't teach your children that Paris Hilton should be despised, how will they know? - Mr. Slave — South Park
His nostrils are so snotty and full of coke, he calls them the hilton sisters. — Jeff Ross
Everybody is wondering what Paris Hilton will be doing next, and hell, I'm wondering what she did before. — David Letterman
I'm not Paris Hilton. I don't really care about being a celebrity. It comes along with the territory so you can't totally avoid it. But… — Taylor Momsen
Paris and Nicky Hilton went to my school. They're very pretty, and very, very clean. It's impressive to be that perfect all the time. In… — Lady Gaga
I don't go out clubbing because that whole thing is too claustrophobic. As for shopping, I'd rather walk my dogs, Ziggy Stardust and Charlie Barton.… — Mischa Barton
Tyler Hilton is one of my best friends now. As a human being, he's an incredible person and as an artist, he's an incredible artist.… — Chad Michael Murray
I think maybe I should do a sex tape. Look what it did for Paris Hilton! There's never enough sex for me. The guy I'm… — Katherine Heigl
Nerd girls are the worlds most underutilized romantic resource. And guys, do not tell me that nerd girls are not hot because that shows a… — John Green
Had a dream that Paris Hilton shit on my face. That's it, no more Japanese porn before bed. — Shane Dawson
When I signed the license, I thought the media wasn't going to pick up on it if I used my real name, Nicholai Hilton. — Nicky Hilton

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