High Today Quotes by Friday

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Friday has 31 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• Weed is from the earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage man, take advantage. -Smokey
• I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got…
• Well fuck you. Half-dead motherfucker. Come on, sister. -Old Lady
• I grab a dog. I choke him and I kick the shit out of him. All day long got my foot up…
• Lord have mercy! God is my shepherd, and he knows what I want! -Pastor Clever
• Playing with my money is like playing with my emotions, Smokey. -Big Worm
• Puff puff, give. Puff puff, give. You fuckin' up the rotation. -Smokey
• Don't nobody go in the bathroom for about 35, 45 minutes. Somebody open up a window. -Mr. Jones
• Older the berry, the sweeter the juice. -Smokey
• No sugar? Damn. Y'all ain't never got two things that match. Either y'all got Kool-aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham,…
• Remember it ,Write it down, take a picture, I don't give a fuck. -Smokey
• You got to be a stupid motherf*cker to get fired on your day off. -Smokey

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