Hey Quotes

1874 Hey quotes by 1111 unique authors

Juno: [showing ultrasound photo] It's a baby. It's your baby. It kinda looks like it's waving, you know, like it's saying, "Hey Vanessa, will you… — Juno (The Movie)
Hey big-puffy-version-of-Junebug. -Mac MacGuff — Juno (The Movie)
Hey Mom! Can we get some meatloaf? - Chazz Reinhold — Wedding Crashers
Chazz Reinhold: [John has come to visit] Oh, come in, sit down, I was-hey, you want something to eat? [shouting] Chazz Reinhold: HEY MOM! CAN… — Wedding Crashers
Hey, this is Phil. Leave me a message, or don't, but do me a favor: don't text me, it's gay. -Phil Wenneck — The Hangover
Hey baby let me show you wat I want you to do. I got you now and I know you got something to prove. — Tami Chynn
Hey baby let me show you what I want you to say. You got me now so baby dont let me go a stray. Im… — Tami Chynn
Hey you get off my cloud. Let me get raw with my southpaw style. Mover, puffin' on a fat blunt from Cuba. It's the Meth… — Jackie Mittoo
Few can ever get this whole commit legit. See you all up in my, but you don't know. What's your definition of a real M… — Jackie Mittoo
Hey enter the square if you dare without a fro, I'm so raw that I'm real. I'm goin' to the country, I'm goin' to the… — Jackie Mittoo
Hey, don't let the door hit you in the vagina on the way out! -Fantasy Baseball Guy 1 — Knocked Up (The Movie)
Hey, is that a new kid or something? -Napoleon Dynamite — Napoleon Dynamite
Hey kids remember this, you ain't gotta sell drugs to live like you sell drugs. — Unknown Author
Most guys wouldn't be caught dead with a deaf girl! But, hey, I'm not most guys! — RJ Berger
Hey Butt-head, is it normal for the inside of your bunghole to itch? — Beavis And Butthead
Hey Butthead, you know I'd like to kiss my ass. — Beavis And Butthead
Hey Butthead, what did they do in the olden times when they didnt have any TV? — Beavis And Butthead
Hey Butt-Head, I dreamed I was at school last night. Do you think that counts for attendance? — Beavis And Butthead
Oh, hey, White. I didn't think Nazi camp got out until eight. Did you decide to skip arts and crafts? -Peter LaFleur — Dodgeball
Hey, get violently protective so Luke will back off. -SOOKIE — Gilmore Girls
Hey, I've changed my mind. I want to be a ballerina. -LORELAI — Gilmore Girls
Hoo-boy...he's cracked, he's gone nuts. Hey, Jafar! JAFAR! GET A GRIP! Urp....good grip! -Iago — Aladdin
Pumbaa: Hey, kid, what's eatin' ya? Timon: Nothin'. He's on top of the food chain! — The Lion King
Simba: Hey, look. Banana Beak's scared! Zazu: That's MISTER Banana Beak, to you, fuzzy! — The Lion King
Hey, don't look at me. I ain't biting no more butts. -Mushu — Mulan

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