Hey Quotes

1874 Hey quotes by 1111 unique authors

"Hi. You know with everything going down in West Palm Beach, and the holidays right around the corner I couldn't think of a better time… — Bill Maher
"I saw this sign posted once, it said, 'blasting zone ahead'. Wow... shouldn't that read: Road Closed. What do you mean there's a blasting zone,… — Brian Regan
In most companies, you don't get too much mail where people are saying, 'Hey, we lost this account.' But that's what you really need to… — Bill Gates
Hey, if your looking for a dad-burn superstar, look at this kid. He was so good today, I wanted to caddie for him. — Lee Trevino
Hey, is this room out of bounds? — Alex Karras
Mmmmmmmmmm....You can almost smell the burning pork...Hey you ever thrown rocks at cops? — Tre Cool
One of my favorite clothing patterns is camouflage. Because when you're in the woods it makes you blend in. But when you're not it does… — Demetri Martin
Hey you got me in a trance, you take off yo pants. You pop on a handstand you got me sweating please pass me a… — Waka Flocka Flame
No one left for me to blame but myself cause I asked for this Headed for fame but in my brain, hey can I last… — J. Cole
Hey, it's my time to shine and my sword is trembling. You're back inside my mind. — Mike Posner
Yeah man, I was ready to take it to hip-hop ... We could put the sh*t on wax, man. And that coulda - But hey,… — Soulja Boy
It's a beautiful night were looking for something dumb to do hey baby I think I wanna marry you. — Bruno Mars
Hey, dime piece girl turned to Internet hottie. Little mama got that top model body — Flo Rida
Hey, I found Nemo! — Bugs Bunny
Hey, Man! What are you doing? You just wasted good weed! — Damon Wayans
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar. — Nickelback
Hey Mrs. Beautiful there's somethin that you need to know, All your thoughts of past pain they need to go, I know its difficult and… — Diggy Simmons
Hey nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga...You know that shit I sold you last week...It's nothin nigga it's nothin, it's nothin...This shit here nigga, this shit here… — Katt Williams
Well hey look at who made herself a swimmer. — Kevin Hart
Akon heard the title of it he was like, Hey, theres this nigga in Atlanta got a song called Fucked Up. He thought it was… — T-Pain
It feels like today I know. It feels like today I'm sure. It's the one that's missing, the one thing you're wishing, the last sacred… — Rascal Flatts
Hey, baby! Stop selling weed! — Dave Chappelle
Hey, baby! Stop selling weed, all right, you've got your whole life ahead of you." He goes, "Fuck you, nigga. I got kids to feed!" — Dave Chappelle
Hey baby, baby go home man its three oclock in the morning what the fuck are you doing up. The baby said I'm sellin weed… — Dave Chappelle
Hey, niggers! Turn that jungle music down! Woogie boogie, nigger! Woogie boogie! — Dave Chappelle

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