Hes Quotes

376 Hes quotes by 232 unique authors

When Ron gets drunk, hes single. — Jersey Shore
Feilhaber thinks hes a playboy. — Tim Howard
You know, I rather like this God fellow. Hes very theatrical. A little pestilence here, a plague there... Omnipotence...got to get me some of that.… — Family Guy
He keep his hoes in check, sends em out to get glows from off frozen necks, tells em take his clothes leave him posin nekkid… — MF Doom
Own his own throne the boss like King Koopa, on the microphone he floss the ring (supa), average MCs is like a TV blooper, MF… — MF Doom
The old god with the all gold gold card, when hes on a roll its no holds barred - no lard, in the record game… — MF Doom
Hes really big. We were just there when it went up. Isnt it a great billboard? Hes the biggest one in the world, honey. — Kimora Lee Simmons
Arturo Gatti is a fake because he thinks hes going to win. — Floyd Mayweather
I liked The DaVinci Code. It just had the concept. The core element of the concept of the book deals with whether or not Jesus… — Busta Rhymes
Look at nick, hes such a studd muffin! — Jonas Brothers
Dudes got d*ck for style. Hes got no showmanship or personal pizzazz. Its like watching a f*cking pitching machine. — Kenny Powers
Hes alone in a home his family left behind. — Boondox
My mother is practical and my father is fun, hes kind of free spirited and my mother is still fun but she much more down… — Florence And The Machine
Hes never heard of Connway Twitty. — Blake Shelton
While hes having a smoke and shes taking a drag. — The Killers
You love me, too. Not the same way, I know. But hes not your whole life, either. Not anymore. Maybe he was once, but he… — Jacob Black
Jesus, hes like a gremlin. Comes with instructions and sh**. -Phil — The Hangover
Been with my baby daddy for a year we broke up! when I was 2 months prego. now I'm 8 and hes dating someone eles.… — Baby Daddy
How can your babby daddy see so much hurt and see you up set. and not give a fuck about it. and then tells you… — Baby Daddy
He says one thing and does another. Hes a hypochondriac. -Shawn — Boy Meets World
When you think hes youre prince charming, but youre not his Cinderella, move on. — Prince Charming
Your boyfriend seems to think Im being unpleasant to you hes debating whether or not to come break up our fight. — Edward Cullen
Id be Batman. He can do everything, hes got a fucking body of steel. — Oliver Sykes
Im still trying to decide if hes a punk-ass bitch, or a bitch-ass punk. — Ralphie May
A win doesnt mean much. Hes got to go. Hes got to go in fo. Just to win the fight would not be good enough… — Roy Jones Jr.

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