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- A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. — Erma Bombeck
- I changed schools a lot when I was in elementary school because some girls were mean. They were less mean in middle… — Jennifer Lawrence
- At her birthday, my seven-year-old daughter will say that she wants these big cakes and certain expensive toys as presents, and I… — Goran Ivanisevic
- When I was in high school, I was dating this girl and wanted to make her birthday really special. I showed up… — Dave Franco
- Nicole will come up in conversations where it's in a part of the conversation. Or we may be somewhere and I would… — O J Simpson
- Whenever I go into Bloomingdales, I head to the womens shoe section and think, Hmm, maybe Ill get my next girlfriend a… — Josh Hutcherson
- Of course I didn't take my wife to see Rochdale as an anniversary present. It was her birthday and would I have… — Bill Shankly
- With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever… — Rodney Dangerfield
- My ace in the hole as a human being used to be my capacity for remembering birthdays. I worked at it. Whenever… — Susan Orlean
- By morning she was dead. She had not died of starvation or committed suicide by any conventional means. She had simply willed… — John Berendt
- I found a Bill Evans record in the bookcase and was listening to it while drying my hair when I realized that… — Haruki Murakami
- …tomorrow was her birthday, and she was thinking how fast the years went by, how old she was getting, and how little… — Louisa May Alcott