Her Birthday Quotes

27 quotes by 27 authors

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. — Erma Bombeck
I changed schools a lot when I was in elementary school because some girls were mean. They were less mean in middle school, because I… — Jennifer Lawrence
At her birthday, my seven-year-old daughter will say that she wants these big cakes and certain expensive toys as presents, and I can't say no… — Goran Ivanisevic
When I was in high school, I was dating this girl and wanted to make her birthday really special. I showed up early to school… — Dave Franco
Nicole will come up in conversations where it's in a part of the conversation. Or we may be somewhere and I would tell some story… — O J Simpson
Whenever I go into Bloomingdales, I head to the womens shoe section and think, Hmm, maybe Ill get my next girlfriend a pair of those.… — Josh Hutcherson
Of course I didn't take my wife to see Rochdale as an anniversary present. It was her birthday and would I have got married during… — Bill Shankly
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter… — Rodney Dangerfield
My ace in the hole as a human being used to be my capacity for remembering birthdays. I worked at it. Whenever I made a… — Susan Orlean
By morning she was dead. She had not died of starvation or committed suicide by any conventional means. She had simply willed herself to die,… — John Berendt
I found a Bill Evans record in the bookcase and was listening to it while drying my hair when I realized that it was the… — Haruki Murakami
â€¦tomorrow was her birthday, and she was thinking how fast the years went by, how old she was getting, and how little she seemed to… — Louisa May Alcott
My first proper kiss was from Cara Shucksmith when I was 13 or 14 at her birthday party. — Robert Webb
A guy wants to get his girlfriend something nice for her birthday. She says, oh, just take me somewhere expensive. so he drops her off… — Superman
Gentlemen, never shy away from being a little old-fashioned towards your lady in love and romance. Bear her your heart and soul. Don't use her… — Sophie Lianne
MY MOM'S BIRTHDAY IS ON MEMORIAL DAY-YEA(: I CANT WAIT FOR HER BIRTHDAY(: — CLARE
In a relationship,guys complain, If my girlfriend wants me to get something in particular for her birthday Why doesn't she tell me ? Meanwhile girls… — Unknown Author
My girl doesn't have to dress up to impress me , given what she dressing up from is her birthday suit — Green Monk
They were putting together a book for her birthday of all her friends, and they asked me to fill out a blank piece of paper… — George Lopez
Lisa! Her teeth are big and green. Lisa, she smells like gas-o-line. Lisa, da da da disa. On her birthday, I miss ya. — Bart Simpson

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