Head Quotes

8991 Head quotes by 4741 unique authors

Bring me the head of Elton John . . . which is one instance in which meat would not be murder, if it were served… — Steven Morrissey
Bring me Longstreet's head on a platter and the war will be over — Abraham Lincoln
It swam crossways in the direction of the Nautilus with great speed, watching us with its enormous staring green eyes. Its eight arms, or rather… — Jules Verne
Basically Ken is a very gentle, home-loving person. I remember when one of his stick insects had a knee infection. He stayed up all night… — Dave Barry
I don't want to be the center of attention. My posture has changed. I walk with my head down and shoulders slumped. Suddenly I carry… — Randy Harrison
Here we have a baby. It is composed of a bald head and a pair of lungs. — Eugene Field
Imagine the word CANCEL being a huge rubber stamp in your mind. Stamp CANCEL on any self-defeating image you place in your head, and begin… — Wayne Dyer
Someone once asked me how I hold my head up so high after all I have been through. I said it's because no matter what,… — Unknown Author
I don't despise, because no-one should live rent-free inside your head. — Anne Robinson
Beloved, gaze in thine own heart, The holy tree is growing there; From joy the holy branches start, And all the trembling flowers they bear.… — William Butler Yeats
The tree of love its roots hath spread Deep in my heart, and rears its head; Rich are its fruits: they joy dispense; Transport the… — Francis of Assisi
A tree which has lost its head will never recover it again, and will survive only as a monument of the ignorance and folly of… — George William Curtis
I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you're having… — Jack Handey
I scrambled to the top of the precipice where Nick was waiting. "That was fun," I said. "You bet it was," said Nick. "Let's climb… — Jack Handey
Sometimes you have to be careful when selecting a new nickname for yourself. For instance, let's say you have chosen the nickname "Fly Head". Normally,… — Jack Handey
It's interesting to think that my ancestors used to live in the trees, like apes, until finally they got the nerve to head out onto… — Jack Handey
When you first start wearing a turban, probably the most common mistake is wrapping it too tight. You have to allow the head to breathe. — Jack Handey
As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable-until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all,… — Jack Handey
Sometimes the beauty of the world is so overwhelming, I just want to throw back my head and gargle. Just gargle and gargle, and I… — Jack Handey
Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming home, his face might burn up. — Jack Handey
Sometimes, when I drive across the desert in the middle of the night, with no other cars around, I start imagining: What if there were… — Jack Handey
I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat". It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you… — Jack Handey
He is a wise man who seeks by every legitimate means to make all the money he can honestly, for money can do so many… — B. C. Forbes
When I was research head of General Motors and wanted a problem solved, I'd place a table outside the meeting room with a sign: "Leave… — Charles Kettering
Neither great nor good things were ever attained without loss and hardships. Those that would reap and not labour, must faint with the wind, and… — William Penn

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