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• Atheism is a disease of the mind caused by eating underdone philosophy
• When you are dealing with a child, keep all your wits about you, and sit on the floor.
• Marriage is commonly a meal wherein the soup is better than the desert.
• The worst misfortune that can happen to an ordinary man is to have an extraordinary father.
• If you keep your mouth shut you will never put your foot in it.
• God shows his contempt for wealth by the kind of person he selects to receive it.
• Revenge is often like biting a dog because the dog bit you.
• Exclusiveness is a characteristic of recent riches, high society, and the skunk.
• A drunkard is like a whiskey-bottle, all neck and belly and no head.
• Autumn is a hint from God to Old Age.
• Those who think it is permissible to tell white lies soon grow color-blind.
• A home-made friend wears longer than one you buy in the market.

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