Austin O'Malley Quotes
- Atheism is a disease of the mind caused by eating underdone philosophy
- When you are dealing with a child, keep all your wits about you, and sit on the floor.
- Marriage is commonly a meal wherein the soup is better than the desert.
- The worst misfortune that can happen to an ordinary man is to have an extraordinary father.
- If you keep your mouth shut you will never put your foot in it.
- God shows his contempt for wealth by the kind of person he selects to receive it.
- Revenge is often like biting a dog because the dog bit you.
- Exclusiveness is a characteristic of recent riches, high society, and the skunk.
- A drunkard is like a whiskey-bottle, all neck and belly and no head.
- Autumn is a hint from God to Old Age.
- Those who think it is permissible to tell white lies soon grow color-blind.
- A home-made friend wears longer than one you buy in the market.
- Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two old or homely faces.
- The fact that you have been knocked down is interesting, but the length of time you remained down is important.
- Public opinion is the pennant on a nation's mast which shows the politician and the editor how to trim the sails.
- The bigger the dam of patience, the worse the flood when the dam breaks.
- Patience is the analogue of God's serenity.
- Patience has tender feet.
- Happiness is the harvest of a quiet eye.
- A hole is nothing at all, but you can break your neck in it.