Best Halloween Thoughts

376 Halloween quotes by 272 unique authors

I recollected one story there was in the village, how that on a certain night in the year (it might be that very night for… — Charles Dickens
Here is a very inexpensive costume idea. Wear a re-elect Obama button and go out as a journalist. — Jay Leno
So the first time you hear the concept of Halloween when you're a kid your brain can't even process the information. You're like: "What is… — Jerry Seinfeld
...it was a huge creature, luminous, ghastly, and spectral. I have cross-examined these men, one of them a hard-headed countryman, one a farrier, and one… — Arthur Conan Doyle
O God! I screamed, and "O God! Again and again; for there before my eyes - pale and shaken, and half fainting, and groping before… — Robert Louis Stevenson
I put a spell on you and now you're mine. You can't stop the things I do. I ain't lying. — Screamin' Jay Hawkins
I was working in the lab late one night When my eyes beheld an eerie sight For my monster from his slab began to rise… — Bobby Pickett
This is Halloween, everybody make a scene Trick or treat till the neighbors gonna die of fright It's our town, everybody scream In this town… — Danny Elfman
He shook-a me up, he took me by surprise. He had a pickup truck, and the devil's eyes. He stared at me and I felt… — Richard O'Brien
He knew. I could see it in his face. Look, if someone gets infected you've got between ten and twenty seconds to kill them. It… — Selena
For Halloween I'm gonna be emotionally stable. No one's gonna know it's me. — Andrea Gibson
Forget Halloween - Halloween to me is like every day. It's a lifestyle. — Tom Savini
Halloween was banned in Haddonfield and I think that the basic idea was that if you tried to suppress something, it would only rear its… — Dennis Etchison
I'm in the collard green 6 cornbread in the guts Got the Halloween kicks trick or treat in the clutch — Nicki Minaj
America needs ObamaCare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. — Jay Leno
Halloween is a day when we all get to fool people into thinking we're someone else. Or as Mitt Romney calls it, campaigning. — Bill Maher
Even the air feels different on Halloween, autumn-crisp and bright — Erin Morgenstern
And all Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. — Rosecrans Baldwin
Halloween festivities included an epic scavenger hunt & lots of Looney Tunes. — Dianna Agron
I don't really dress up for Halloween. — Katharine McPhee
I have nothing to hide, I enjoy being myself. I'm not going to change who I am just because it's Halloween. — Barack Obama
A Halloween-haired, Sachsgate-enacting, estuary-whining, glitter-lacquered, priapic berk How dare I, from my velvet chaise longue, in my Hollywood home like Kubla Khan, drag my limbs… — Russell Brand
One sees more devils than vast hell can hold — William Shakespeare
Methought I was enamour'd of an ass. — William Shakespeare
He supposed that even in Hell, people got an occasional sip of water, if only so they could appreciate the full horror of unrequited thirst… — Stephen King

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