Half Empty Quotes

80 quotes by 72 authors

• One day, someone showed me a glass of water that was half full. And he said, "Is it half full or half empty?" So I… — Alejandro Jodorowsky
• This is why you should never, ever get your hopes up. This is why you should see the glass as half empty. So when the… — Emily Giffin
• There are, it has been said, two types of people in the world. There are those who, when presented with a glass that is exactly… — Terry Pratchett
• ...she was a level-headed woman who saw the glass as neither half empty nor half full, but rather a glass with something in it and… — Joanne Fluke
• This living stuff is a lot. Too much, and not enough. Half empty, and half full. — Diane Keaton
• You're the type who thinks of the glass as being half full, instead of half empty. "No," she said, "I'm just grateful for the glass. — Richard Paul Evans
• Abby must have been the one who found the safe house, because Townsend didn't like it. "The building across the street is under construction," he… — Ally Carter
• What’s going on?” Royce asked as throngs of people suddenly moved toward him from the field and the castle interior. “I mentioned that you saw… — Michael J. Sullivan
• Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking. — Bill Cosby
• I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty,” I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second,… — Bill Cosby
• It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. I am gonna drink it through this crazy straw. — Joey Comeau
• Some people think of the glass as half full. Some people think of the glass as half empty. I think of the glass as too… — George Carlin
• As a screenwriter and a half-Jew, I tend to look at the glass half-empty. — John Francis Daley
• I think you gotta look at stuff half-full as opposed to half-empty. — Pauly Shore
• We did some soul-searching. Was the cable industry obsolete? Was it an opportune time to get out? Our conclusion was that if you rebuilt your… — Brian Roberts
• The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth. — Janeane Garofalo
• Happiness is not something that can be found by simply looking for it, it's a mood you create by being positive and seeing the glass… — Rashida Rowe
• A negative person sees the glass of water half empty. A positive person sees it half full. ................................. But a realistic person adds 60ml whisky… — Ritzy
• Am I glass half empty or glass half full. I no longer know the answer as you shattered my glass. — Keith Phillip Yeoman
• One day, I was approached by a man holding a glass of water. He asked, Is this glass half full? Or half empty? I took… — Babloo

Who Wrote These Half Empty Quotes

72 authors contributed a total of 80 Half Empty Quotes, led by these top contributors:

• 3 Half Empty Quotes by Mark Cuban
• 2 Half Empty Quotes by Bill Cosby
• 2 Half Empty Quotes by Janeane Garofalo
• 2 Half Empty Quotes by George Carlin
• 1 Half Empty Quote by Eddie Money
• 1 Half Empty Quote by Terry Pratchett
• 1 Half Empty Quote by Peter Drucker
• 1 Half Empty Quote by Gurbaksh Chahal
• 1 Half Empty Quote by Joanne Fluke
• 1 Half Empty Quote by Daniel Clowes
• 1 Half Empty Quote by Diane Keaton
• 1 Half Empty Quote by Margaret Atwood
• 1 Half Empty Quote by Richard Paul Evans
• 1 Half Empty Quote by Josiah Stamp
• 1 Half Empty Quote by Ally Carter
• 1 Half Empty Quote by Wes Fesler
• 1 Half Empty Quote by Michael J. Sullivan
• 1 Half Empty Quote by Oscar Wilde
• 1 Half Empty Quote by John Templeton
• 1 Half Empty Quote by Joey Comeau
• 1 Half Empty Quote by Mary Alice Monroe
• 1 Half Empty Quote by John Francis Daley
• 1 Half Empty Quote by David Kaufman
• 1 Half Empty Quote by Pauly Shore
• 1 Half Empty Quote by Louis Zamperini