Half Empty Quotes

80 quotes by 72 authors

• People tell me, "You're such an optimist". Am I an optimist? An optimist says the glass is half full. A pessimist says the glass is… — Louis Zamperini
• If we talk about the glass being half empty or half full, I want to know what does the glass look like from underneath the… — Brad Thor
• At my core, the glass isn't half-empty, it's not even what I ordered in the first place. — Catherine Tate
• Any education that matters is liberal. All the saving truths, all the healing graces that distinguish a good education from a bad one or a… — Alan K. Simpson
• I'm a pessimistic person, I see the glass half empty even when it's full. — Nigahiga
• Let's put it this way: the glass is half-empty, but the fact is, I can always get another drink — Ville Valo
• Seeing the glass as half empty is more positive than seeing it as half full. Through such a lens the only choice is to pour… — Criss Jami
• I am a positive person. I never think of the glass as half empty. I just keep pushing forward. — Rosie Perez
• I don't see the future as bright, language-wise. I see it as a glass half empty - and evaporating quickly. — Dick Cavett
• I'm a confirmed negaholic. I don't just see a glass that's half full and call it half-empty; I see a glass that's completely full and… — Peter McWilliams
• Age-old question: Is the glass half empty or half full? Answer: Who cares? Does it really matter whether the glass is half full or half… — Larry Winget
• I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip… — Janeane Garofalo
• But you know, I'm the negative-Nancy, curmudgeon, glass-half-empty-with-a-leak-in-it guy - which is basically the fuel that fires me up anyway. Without that, we wouldn't have… — Maynard James Keenan
• Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be. — George Carlin
• Sir, pay no attention to the people who say the glass is half empty, because 32% means it's 2/3 empty. There's still some liquid in… — Stephen Colbert
• The problem with you is that you always see a glass of milk half empty instead of half filled. — Jodi Picoult
• When a glass sits on a table here, people don't wonder if it's half filled or half empty. They just hope it's good beer. — Sherman Alexie
• Don't bother. The glass is half-empty. — Norman Vincent Peale
• I am the middle sister. The one in between. Not oldest, not youngest, not boldest, not nicest. I am the shade of gray, the glass… — Sarah Dessen
• ...if you live feeling like Your glass is half empty, well, It may as well be empty all the way. — Mattie Stepanek

Who Wrote These Half Empty Quotes

72 authors contributed a total of 80 Half Empty Quotes, led by these top contributors:

• 3 Half Empty Quotes by Mark Cuban
• 2 Half Empty Quotes by Bill Cosby
• 2 Half Empty Quotes by Janeane Garofalo
• 2 Half Empty Quotes by George Carlin
• 1 Half Empty Quote by Eddie Money
• 1 Half Empty Quote by Terry Pratchett
• 1 Half Empty Quote by Peter Drucker
• 1 Half Empty Quote by Gurbaksh Chahal
• 1 Half Empty Quote by Joanne Fluke
• 1 Half Empty Quote by Daniel Clowes
• 1 Half Empty Quote by Diane Keaton
• 1 Half Empty Quote by Margaret Atwood
• 1 Half Empty Quote by Richard Paul Evans
• 1 Half Empty Quote by Josiah Stamp
• 1 Half Empty Quote by Ally Carter
• 1 Half Empty Quote by Wes Fesler
• 1 Half Empty Quote by Michael J. Sullivan
• 1 Half Empty Quote by Oscar Wilde
• 1 Half Empty Quote by John Templeton
• 1 Half Empty Quote by Joey Comeau
• 1 Half Empty Quote by Mary Alice Monroe
• 1 Half Empty Quote by John Francis Daley
• 1 Half Empty Quote by David Kaufman
• 1 Half Empty Quote by Pauly Shore
• 1 Half Empty Quote by Louis Zamperini