"It doesn't matter if the glass is half……" — Joey Comeau
"It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. I am gonna drink it through this crazy straw."
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32 Quotes by Joey Comeau
Joey Comeau has 32 quotes on this site.
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Judge if you want, we are all going to die. I intend to deserve it.
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Art isn't just paint and music, art is breaking glass and the sounds we make without realizing.
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Home is where the heart is, until we get a chance to bury it. Home is where the heart pulled…
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Happiness is not a house where you can live. (But it is a house you can build.)
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You are never so low that you deserve to be lower.
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We are terrible for each other, and, yes, we are a disaster. But tell me your heart doesn't race for…
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Death is not the end. Death is an ocean on all sides of our lives. Deep and dark and cold,…
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If we couldn't carry our dead inside us, we would be empty.
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Depression is like slashing at ghosts. Of course it's tempting to finally cut something real.
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Dear Nintendo, We need a new Mario game, where you rescue the princess in the first ten minutes, and for…
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I don't fall in love very easily. It takes a long time, and then, when I have fallen in love,…
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And when our sun explodes and we are all destroyed, we'll be rocks and chunks of I am not sure…
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More Crazy Quotes
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North Korea is not an insane nation. It is not a crazy nation.
— Richard Armitage
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How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
— Marcus Aurelius
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I'm bipolar, but I'm not crazy, and I never was. I'm stark raving sane.
— Emilie Autumn
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I still get crazy once in a while, but just less crazy.
— Sebastian Bach
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded…
— Douglas Adams
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I think people think Jim Carrey's just wild and crazy. He really is very disciplined. It is true of Eddie…
— Christine Baranski
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I am always saying, 'I don't believe in God; I believe in Al Pacino.' And that's true. If I ever…
— Javier Bardem
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There is science, logic, reason; there is thought verified by experience. And then there is California.
— Edward Abbey
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Newspaper readership is declining like crazy. In fact, there's a good chance that nobody is reading my column.
— Dave Barry
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I look crazy. I know I do. Been true since I was a kid!
— Lynda Barry
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Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
— Marion Barry
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Becoming emancipated at 14, my life wasn't normal. I didn't have to go to school, so I didn't. I was…
— Drew Barrymore
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