Joey Comeau Quotes

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• Judge if you want, we are all going to die. I intend to deserve it.
• Art isn't just paint and music, art is breaking glass and the sounds we make without realizing.
• Home is where the heart is, until we get a chance to bury it. Home is where the heart pulled the nails out of its…
• Happiness is not a house where you can live. (But it is a house you can build.)
• You are never so low that you deserve to be lower.
• We are terrible for each other, and, yes, we are a disaster. But tell me your heart doesn't race for a hurricane or a burning…
• Death is not the end. Death is an ocean on all sides of our lives. Deep and dark and cold, and anything but empty.
• If we couldn't carry our dead inside us, we would be empty.
• Depression is like slashing at ghosts. Of course it's tempting to finally cut something real.
• Dear Nintendo, We need a new Mario game, where you rescue the princess in the first ten minutes, and for the rest of the game…
• I don't fall in love very easily. It takes a long time, and then, when I have fallen in love, I'm still not sure. I'm…
• And when our sun explodes and we are all destroyed, we'll be rocks and chunks of I am not sure what, and maybe we'll rain…
• When the end comes, I hope it’s as strange as that. I hope that the sky tears open and the world is washed with colors…
• When I played doctor I played to win.
• If at first you don't succeed...run.
• I'd rather die terrified than live forever.
• Be the trouble you want to see in the world.
• I've always known I'd be a bank robber. So judge all you want, ladies and gentlemen. Because you never did become an astronaut.
• There are plenty of fish in the sea, if I run out of women.
• I never wanted anything to happen to my parents, but a hero needs an origin story.

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