"The glass is always half empty. And cracked.……" — Janeane Garofalo
"The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth."
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79 Quotes by Janeane Garofalo
Janeane Garofalo has 79 quotes on this site.
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Blood may be thicker than water, but it is still sticky, unpleasant and generally nauseating.
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I can't wait for the next fad though, and I predict it's going to be Pennsylvania dutch culture, very Amish.…
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People think that you are a nasty, selfish person if you don`t want to have children.
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I think we all remember where we were when Rush Hour hit the water. That was an important day.
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Red flag of the eating disorder: the muffin. Keep your eye on the ladies with the muffins...and sometimes I'll just…
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Granted, not really a joke, but how often do you get a mic in your hand? You know? So. I…
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There's always [on women's magazines] that great photo of the actress or model lifting up her shirt just to show…
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You know what is good about these Dixie Chicks burnings or bashings? It's a wonderful, wonderful way for really stupid…
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All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?
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When I see guys in bars wearing the real fitted kind of Calvin Klein v-neck t-shirts I just want to…
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Anybody who French bashes just might as well wear a badge that says 'I am a follower! I don't think…
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To a right-winger, unions are awful. Why do right-wingers hate unions? Because collective bargaining is the power that a worker…
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More Always Half Quotes
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I really feel like the gift is also the curse. It's always half-and-half. Whatever brings you the most joy will…
— Alice Hoffman
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To me, the glass is always half full, never half empty.
— Eddie Money
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It is not science which leads to unbelief but rather ignorance. The ignorant man thinks he understands something provided that…
— Jan Potocki
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The neurotic is always half-drowning in anxiety, and always being half-rescued.
— Mignon McLaughlin
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The planet is always half light and half dark, and so are we.
— Jennifer Lynch
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I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And…
— Janeane Garofalo
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The mark of a true politician is that he is never at a loss for words because he is always…
— Richard M. Nixon
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One is always half mad when one is shy of people.
— Robert Walser
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I wonder if I don't give too much of myself to writing: I am always half where I am; the…
— Natalie Goldberg
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Every mother can easily imagine losing a child. Motherhood is always half loss anyway. The three-year-old is lost at five,…
— Karen Joy Fowler
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You know, now there is always half of the new Quebecers who are going to the English CEGEP. After that,…
— Pauline Marois
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Each successive phrase of our life leads toward a shared future where our climaxes, stumbles, codas, and masterpieces unravel from…
— Julie Rearick
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