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Guy Quotes by Merrill Markoe
- Beware the cute, hot guy who kind of reminds you of the parent you don't get along with: your cold, distant father who left when…
- Beware the old man in young guy's clothes. If he's over 35 and comes to pick you up looking as though he's headed for a…
- A wacky, trendy outfit on a guy over 40 indicates he's got big issues.
- In a way, watching an attractive, potentially dangerous guy play guitar is a little like watching a tiger agree to do tricks for his trainer.…
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