Merrill Markoe Quotes
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Beware the cute, hot guy who kind of reminds you of the parent you don't get along with: your cold, distant father who left when…
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A more complex - but only slightly more original - way to feel out of it is available at the hip and pretentious nightclubs and…
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I always hated those classic kid movies like Old Yeller or The Yearling where the beloved pet dies. What would be so wrong with having…
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You just never know when it might be cookie time. And, that is what the dogs have taught me.
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I’ve made my life’s work spotting assholes. And you know, I think it’s harder now than ever before because there’s so many socially acceptable ways…
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Beware the old man in young guy's clothes. If he's over 35 and comes to pick you up looking as though he's headed for a…
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Every moment of your life that is not a complete nightmare is happiness.
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Here’s what I learned: First thing in the morning, before I have drowned myself in coffee, while I still have that sleepy brain I used…
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No one would argue against the fact that L.A. leads the country in opportunities for being hip and pretentious.
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Conversely, beware the man who does nothing but ask you questions about yourself and offers no information about himself. Not only is he keeping you…
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I think people figure out early in their lives what currency they can work in.
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Beware the man who doesn't ask you any questions about yourself on your first date.
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A wacky, trendy outfit on a guy over 40 indicates he's got big issues.
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Some people know that they are so adorable looking, all they have to do is smile and dress up and they get plenty from that.…
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We are pretty sure that we and our pets share the same reality, until one day we come home to find that our wistful, intelligent…
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As you can imagine this is a very emotional moment for me because Dave promised me many times that I was the only woman he…
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When you have been writing for a lot of years, you have to make an effort not to start repeating yourself. It occurred to me…
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I have learned that the stuff that causes me anxiety, the stuff I instinctively veer away from, is usually a road map to where my…
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Since - in my belief system - we each get only one go-round here on planet Earth, it is the task of the writer to…
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More than any other personality trait, my mother seemed to be ruled by anger and sadness. She seemed to hate being a mother. Watching her…
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