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2303 Gun quotes by 1384 unique authors
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Nobody should be owning a gun which does not have a sporting purpose.
— Janet Reno
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We have to start with a ban on the manufacturing and import of handguns. From there we register the guns which are currently owned, and…
— Major Owens
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I cannot agree with those who think of the Bill of Rights as an 18th century straitjacket, unsuited for this age...The evils it guards against…
— Hugo Black
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You need the will to disarm the civilian population. If we can do it in Somalia, we can do it here.
— Mary McGrory
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When the Cambrian measures were forming, They promised perpetual peace. They swore, if we gave Them our weapons, that the wars of the tribes would…
— Rudyard Kipling
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They tell us, sir, that we are weak; unable to cope with so formidable an adversary. But when shall we be stronger? Will it be…
— Patrick Henry
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For it's "guns this" and "guns that," and "chuck 'em out, the brutes," But they're the "Savior of our loved ones" when the thugs begin…
— Rudyard Kipling
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I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery.
— Thomas Jefferson
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Before a standing army can rule, the people must be disarmed, as they are in almost every country in Europe.
— Noah Webster
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Maybe this is crazy, but I think the right to own a gun is trumped by the right not to be shot by one.
— Andy Borowitz
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Maybe I'm a dreamer, but I wish mental health care was as easy to get as, say, a gun.
— Andy Borowitz
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Make no mistake - they're coming for our guns. And we freedom-loving gun lovers are totally defenseless! Other than, you know, the guns.
— Stephen Colbert
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Nothing reassures parents more than surrounding their kids with the kind of guys who have a lot of weapons and nothing to do on weekdays.
— Stephen Colbert
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The NRA made an ad saying that Obama is elitist because his kids have armed guards. Yeah, that crazy Obama thinking his kids need special…
— Bill Maher
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If the NRA keeps messing with the President's daughters, they're going to have to start worrying about Michelle Obama's guns.
— Bill Maher
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Rick Perry said Obama's suggestions for gun control disgust him. He said the real answer to this problem isn't laws, it's prayer. You know, i…
— Bill Maher
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In a recent attack ad, the NRA claims that President Obama cares about his own children more than he cares about other children. In response,…
— Jimmy Fallon
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Thousands of dead fish have now washed up on shore along the coast of South Carolina. Today the NRA said that this wouldn't have happened…
— Jay Leno
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Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.
— Stephen Colbert
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Texas is reportedly going to give college students the right to carry guns on campus. So I guess that next semester, every college student in…
— Conan O'Brien
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Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic.
— Bill Maher
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That's what American democracy has come down to at these town hall meetings: old people and gun nuts, which is a terrible combination. I heard…
— Bill Maher
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Only the police should have handguns.
— William J. Clinton
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When personal freedom's being abused, you have to move to limit it. That's what we did in the announcement I made last weekend on the…
— William J. Clinton
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The National Guard fulfills the militia mentioned in the Second amendment. Citizens no longer need to protect the states or themselves.
— Dianne Feinstein
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