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I think the best Thanksgiving we ever had was one where we didn't even have a turkey. Mom and Dad sat us kids down and… — Jack Handey
I'm not gangly; I'm very coordinated. I do have a bit of a baby face. But I guess that just means I'll be working longer. — Tim Robbins
I don't wanna say goodbye for the summer Knowing the love we'll miss Oh let us make a pledge to meet in September And seal… — Bobby Vinton
Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window? The guy looks out it, and if he leans too far, he falls out. Wait.… — Jack Handey
I guess the hard thing for a lot of people to accept is why God would allow me to go running through their yards, yelling… — Jack Handey
I guess I kinda lost control, because in the middle of the play I ran up and lit the evil puppet villain on fire. No,… — Jack Handey
It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just… — Jack Handey
When this girl at the museum asked me who I liked better, Monet or Manet, I said, "I like mayonnaise." She just stared at me,… — Jack Handey
Marta said I don't seem to like to read fiction very much. "I guess you're not an 'afictionado'," she said. Poor Marta. For all her… — Jack Handey
If the captain invited me to his party, after he had whipped me earlier in the day, up on deck, I guess I'd go, but… — Jack Handey
He was the kind of man who was not ashamed to show affection. I guess that's what I hated about him. — Jack Handey
I guess more bad things have been done in the name of progress than any other. I myself have been guilty of this. When I… — Jack Handey
I guess we were all guilty, in a way. We all shot him, we all skinned him, and we all got a complimentary bumper sticker… — Jack Handey
It had always made sense to me to build a business based on what people really wanted, rather than guess what we thought they might… — Michael Dell
Tim Henman, I guess, is sitting in the locker room, pacing up and down. — John Inverdale
People expect the math to be simplified, but I want to surprise them right from the start. When the brain gets lost, it doesn't stop… — Simon McBurney
By reading the characteristic features of any man's castles in the air you can make a shrewd guess as to his underlying desires which are… — John Dewey
I love watching a good horse do what he's bred to do - I guess that's what I like the most about it. And I… — Wilford Brimley
But you don't do it. Because guys like us, Red, we know there's a third choice. An alternative to staying simon-pure or bathing in the… — Stephen King
Well, I guess, but I just feel so strong. Actually, it was probably when I was 50 that we were trying to - to get… — Cheryl Tiegs
I love this simply because it's cute, and I guess it's a sign of the times in many respect. It's pretty much saying you complete… — F. Scott Fitzgerald
I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian. — Mike Tyson
Just as with other great words, the word environment means different things. You might say that a cave woman twenty thousand years ago sweeping out… — Pete Seeger
Super silver, Hawaiian haze Sativa, indica, Solomon's grave Genesis, chapter one verse twelve ways Marijuana, hashish, everybody blaze Fuels and fibers, energy saved When the… — Aceyalone
Why did they do it? Beats the hell out of me. I was just a scared kid from Kentucky, and these guys had been up… — Pee Wee Reese

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