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It doesn't matter what is true, it only matters what people believe is true.
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We're just a conceited naked ape, but in our minds we're some 'divine legend' and we see ourselves as some sort of…
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To slaughter grand and beautiful creatures like these tuskers, whether terrestrial or marine, solely to obtain a few teeth indicates that we…
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If you want to know where you would have stood on slavery before the Civil War, don’t look at where you stand…
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Seafood is simply a socially acceptable form of bush meat. We condemn Africans for hunting monkeys and mammalian and bird species from…
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Nazi propaganda Minister Joseph Goebbels once remarked that if a lie is told often enough people will begin to see the lie…
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There's nothing wrong with being a terrorist, as long as you win. Then you write history.
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As for myself, I do not believe in loggers, I believe in trees. I do not believe in fishermen, I believe in…
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That fact is that we live in an extremely violent culture, and we all justify violence if it's for what we believe…
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We should never feel like we're going too far in breaking the law, because whatever laws you break to liberate animals or…
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If you don't know an answer, a fact, a statistic - make it up on the spot.
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We need to radically and intelligently reduce human populations to fewer than one billion. We need to eliminate nationalism and tribalism and…
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No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.
— Groucho Marx
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[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the same face.
— Groucho Marx
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I was changing a light bulb over Groucho Marx's bed, so I took my shoes off, got on his bed and changed…
— Elliott Gould
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I came from a generation where women were almost deified, and like Groucho Marx's line, "I wouldn't want to be a member…
— John Waters
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I know of only six genuine comic geniuses in movie history; Charlie Chaplin, Buster Keaton, Groucho Marx & Harpo Marx, Peter Sellers,…
— Woody Allen
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Here lies Groucho Marx and Lies and Lies and Lies P.S. He never kissed an ugly girl.
— Groucho Marx
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When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, "I was just whispering in her mouth"
— Groucho Marx
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Up there with my awards, I have a great big statue of Groucho Marx, just to put everything in perspective.
— John Lithgow
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To write an autobiography of Groucho Marx would be as asinine as to read an autobiography of Groucho Marx.
— Groucho Marx
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Throughout my life, there are four people I've met who were truly original people. The other three were Groucho Marx, Jim Morrison,…
— Alice Cooper
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I'm a huge Groucho fan. There were some great comic minds that would transfer into any generation, and Groucho is certainly one…
— Joe Rogan
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The world would not be in such a snarl, had Marx been Groucho instead of Karl.
— Irving Berlin
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