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• It don't make much difference what you study, so long as you don't like it.
• Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts.
• One of the strangest things about life is that the poor, who need the money the most, are the ones that never…
• Meditation is a gift confined to unknown philosophers and cows. Others don't begin to think till they begin to talk or write.
• Vice goes along way towards making life bearable. A little vice now and then is relished by the best of men.
• Don't jump on a man unless he is down.
• Most vegetarians I ever see looked enough like their food to be classed as cannibals.
• Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.
• The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
• I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and you can never read his prescription.
• If Christian scientists had more science and doctors more Christianity, it wouldn't make any difference which you called in - if you…
• A man's idea in a game of cards is war, cruel, devastating, and pitiless. A lady's idea of it is a combination…

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