Golf Course Quotes

159 Golf Course quotes by 112 unique authors

You can spend the money on new housing for poor people and the homeless, or you can spend it on a football stadium or a… — Jello Biafra
If I get a week off, I'll go to a hotel that has a golf course. I like to come downstairs and go right onto… — Lewis Black
I started playing golf when I was a kid, because across the street from where we lived there was a little nine-hole golf course where… — Lewis Black
If you've driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it's like a golf course... Real estate values go 'boom!' — Adam Carolla
I can't afford to be a member of a golf course. — Jack Abramoff
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course. — Hank Aaron
I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot. — Don Adams
A golf course outside a big town serves an excellent purpose in that it segregates, as though a concentration camp, all the idle and idiot… — Osbert Sitwell
I do much of my creative thinking while golfing. If people know you're working at home they think nothing of walking in for a cup… — Harper Lee
I like going there for golf. America is one vast golf course today. — King Edward VIII
Prayer never works for me on the golf course. That may have something to do with my being a terrible putter. — Billy Graham
I'm certainly not a saint out there on the golf course. In fact, far from it. Like when you make a three-putt and become upset.… — Bernhard Langer
On the golf course, a man may be the dogged victim of inexorable fate, be struck down by an appalling stroke of tragedy, become the… — Bobby Jones
I have never felt so lonely as on a golf course in the midst of a championship with thousands of people around, especially when things… — Bobby Jones
Augusta National is a young man's golf course, and you really need a young man's nerves to play on it. — Jack Nicklaus
All that proves is that most of the world is too poor to build bowling alleys, golf courses, tennis courts and baseball fields. There's hundreds… — Mike Royko
A golf course is the epitome of all that is purely transitory in the universe, a space not to dwell in, but to get over… — Jean Giraudoux
Whatever happens on the golf course is OK, because if I put the ball in trouble I know that I have the skills to get… — Walter Hagen
The only times you touch the ball with your hand are when you tee it up and when you pick it out of the cup.… — Ken Venturi
It's not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course - you just follow the wounded. — Bob Hope
We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot. — Bob Hope
A good golf course makes you want to play so badly that you hardly have the time to change your shoes. — Ben Crenshaw
You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you can't do on… — P.J. O'Rourke
I don't need to know where the green is. Where is the golf course? — Babe Ruth
I never pray on a golf course. Actually, the Lord answers my prayers everywhere except on the course. — Billy Graham

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