Golf Course Quotes

159 Golf Course quotes by 112 unique authors

A fantastic golf course and venue. It's one of those places that you always look forward to going back to...no matter how many times you… — Lee Westwood
I can honestly say in my entire career, I've never gone around a golf course and not mis-hit a shot, but today I never missed… — Greg Norman
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the… — Bob Hope
I also play a little bit of Tiger Woods once in awhile. Get on the golf course there, and pretend that I'm beating him. — Jason Kidd
emerald as heavy as a golf course, ruby as dark as an afterbirth, diamond as white as sun on the sea... — Anne Sexton
The Old Testament is responsible for more atheism, agnosticism, disbelief - call it what you will - than any book ever written; it has emptied… — A A Milne
Does Grandpa love to baby-sit his grandchildren? Are you kidding? By day he is too busy taking hormone shots at the doctor's or chip shots… — Hal Boyle
The only time I talk on the golf course is to my caddie. And then only to complain when he gives me the wrong club. — Seve Ballesteros
Be funny on a golf course? Do I kid my best friend's mother about her heart condition? — Phil Silvers
A good golf course is like good music. It does not necessarily appeal the first time one plays it. — Alister MacKenzie
On the value of blind shots to golf course design. — Alister MacKenzie
Golf courses are becoming far too long. Twenty years ago we played three rounds of golf a day and considered we had taken an interminably… — Alister MacKenzie
This is one of the most special golf courses in the planet. — Graeme McDowell
Weathermen merely forecast rain to keep everyone else off the golf course — Larry David
I was out on the golf course, a guy came riding out in a golf cart and said, Did you know that Elvis died? And… — Mac Davis
I'm gonna be the best dad that ever lived. I'll have a ranch with a race car track and a golf course. — Jeremy London
There's going to be places where you can attack the golf course and there's going to be times where you've got to kind of bite… — Jim Furyk
Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole. Have fun. The… — Chuck Hogan
Sometimes things work out on the golf course and sometimes they don't. Life will go on. You try to understand what happens, but maybe today… — Greg Norman
When things go right and you test properly and you find equipment that's better than what you were playing, then you can do some pretty… — Tiger Woods
You figure they cheat at the ballpark, they'll cheat on the golf course, they'll cheat in business, and anything else in life. Players may laugh… — Bob Feller
I think if you are going to base your whole life on what you do on the golf course, you are up for a lot… — Tom Lehman
This is happening all over the world. It's not just this golf course. Hopefully, if it stays dry, it will let a few more people… — Ben Crenshaw
I enjoy Augusta. I enjoy its challenges. There's no other golf course like this anywhere. Its greens and its challenges on and around the greens… — Ben Crenshaw
I donÂ’t like going to the mall. I'm not really like the other girls. I just like to go out on the golf course and… — Michelle Wie

Who Wrote These Golf Course Quotes

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