Golf Course Quotes
159 quotes by 112 authors
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You can spend the money on new housing for poor people and the homeless, or you can spend it on a football stadium or a…
— Jello Biafra
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If I get a week off, I'll go to a hotel that has a golf course. I like to come downstairs and go right onto…
— Lewis Black
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I started playing golf when I was a kid, because across the street from where we lived there was a little nine-hole golf course where…
— Lewis Black
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If you've driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it's like a golf course... Real estate values go 'boom!'
— Adam Carolla
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I can't afford to be a member of a golf course.
— Jack Abramoff
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It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
— Hank Aaron
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I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot.
— Don Adams
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A golf course outside a big town serves an excellent purpose in that it segregates, as though a concentration camp, all the idle and idiot…
— Osbert Sitwell
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I do much of my creative thinking while golfing. If people know you're working at home they think nothing of walking in for a cup…
— Harper Lee
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I like going there for golf. America is one vast golf course today.
— King Edward VIII
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Prayer never works for me on the golf course. That may have something to do with my being a terrible putter.
— Billy Graham
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I'm certainly not a saint out there on the golf course. In fact, far from it. Like when you make a three-putt and become upset.…
— Bernhard Langer
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On the golf course, a man may be the dogged victim of inexorable fate, be struck down by an appalling stroke of tragedy, become the…
— Bobby Jones
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I have never felt so lonely as on a golf course in the midst of a championship with thousands of people around, especially when things…
— Bobby Jones
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Augusta National is a young man's golf course, and you really need a young man's nerves to play on it.
— Jack Nicklaus
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All that proves is that most of the world is too poor to build bowling alleys, golf courses, tennis courts and baseball fields. There's hundreds…
— Mike Royko
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A golf course is the epitome of all that is purely transitory in the universe, a space not to dwell in, but to get over…
— Jean Giraudoux
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Whatever happens on the golf course is OK, because if I put the ball in trouble I know that I have the skills to get…
— Walter Hagen
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The only times you touch the ball with your hand are when you tee it up and when you pick it out of the cup.…
— Ken Venturi
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It's not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course - you just follow the wounded.
— Bob Hope
Who Wrote These Golf Course Quotes
112 authors contributed a total of 159 Golf Course Quotes, led by these top contributors: