Golf Course Quotes

159 quotes by 112 authors

You can spend the money on new housing for poor people and the homeless, or you can spend it on a football stadium or a… — Jello Biafra
If I get a week off, I'll go to a hotel that has a golf course. I like to come downstairs and go right onto… — Lewis Black
I started playing golf when I was a kid, because across the street from where we lived there was a little nine-hole golf course where… — Lewis Black
If you've driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it's like a golf course... Real estate values go 'boom!' — Adam Carolla
I can't afford to be a member of a golf course. — Jack Abramoff
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course. — Hank Aaron
I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot. — Don Adams
A golf course outside a big town serves an excellent purpose in that it segregates, as though a concentration camp, all the idle and idiot… — Osbert Sitwell
I do much of my creative thinking while golfing. If people know you're working at home they think nothing of walking in for a cup… — Harper Lee
I like going there for golf. America is one vast golf course today. — King Edward VIII
Prayer never works for me on the golf course. That may have something to do with my being a terrible putter. — Billy Graham
I'm certainly not a saint out there on the golf course. In fact, far from it. Like when you make a three-putt and become upset.… — Bernhard Langer
On the golf course, a man may be the dogged victim of inexorable fate, be struck down by an appalling stroke of tragedy, become the… — Bobby Jones
I have never felt so lonely as on a golf course in the midst of a championship with thousands of people around, especially when things… — Bobby Jones
Augusta National is a young man's golf course, and you really need a young man's nerves to play on it. — Jack Nicklaus
All that proves is that most of the world is too poor to build bowling alleys, golf courses, tennis courts and baseball fields. There's hundreds… — Mike Royko
A golf course is the epitome of all that is purely transitory in the universe, a space not to dwell in, but to get over… — Jean Giraudoux
Whatever happens on the golf course is OK, because if I put the ball in trouble I know that I have the skills to get… — Walter Hagen
The only times you touch the ball with your hand are when you tee it up and when you pick it out of the cup.… — Ken Venturi
It's not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course - you just follow the wounded. — Bob Hope

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