Golf Course Quotes

159 Golf Course quotes by 112 unique authors

We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot. — Bob Hope
A good golf course makes you want to play so badly that you hardly have the time to change your shoes. — Ben Crenshaw
You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you can't do on… — P.J. O'Rourke
I don't need to know where the green is. Where is the golf course? — Babe Ruth
I never pray on a golf course. Actually, the Lord answers my prayers everywhere except on the course. — Billy Graham
A fantastic golf course and venue. It's one of those places that you always look forward to going back to...no matter how many times you… — Lee Westwood
I can honestly say in my entire career, I've never gone around a golf course and not mis-hit a shot, but today I never missed… — Greg Norman
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the… — Bob Hope
I also play a little bit of Tiger Woods once in awhile. Get on the golf course there, and pretend that I'm beating him. — Jason Kidd
emerald as heavy as a golf course, ruby as dark as an afterbirth, diamond as white as sun on the sea... — Anne Sexton
The Old Testament is responsible for more atheism, agnosticism, disbelief - call it what you will - than any book ever written; it has emptied… — A A Milne
Does Grandpa love to baby-sit his grandchildren? Are you kidding? By day he is too busy taking hormone shots at the doctor's or chip shots… — Hal Boyle
The only time I talk on the golf course is to my caddie. And then only to complain when he gives me the wrong club. — Seve Ballesteros
Be funny on a golf course? Do I kid my best friend's mother about her heart condition? — Phil Silvers
A good golf course is like good music. It does not necessarily appeal the first time one plays it. — Alister MacKenzie
On the value of blind shots to golf course design. — Alister MacKenzie
Golf courses are becoming far too long. Twenty years ago we played three rounds of golf a day and considered we had taken an interminably… — Alister MacKenzie
This is one of the most special golf courses in the planet. — Graeme McDowell
Weathermen merely forecast rain to keep everyone else off the golf course — Larry David
I was out on the golf course, a guy came riding out in a golf cart and said, Did you know that Elvis died? And… — Mac Davis

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