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Golf Quotes by Alice Cooper
- Every rock'n'roll band I know, guys with long hair and tattoos, plays golf now.
- They say that golf isn't a contact sport. Not the way that we play it
- Mistakes are part of the game. It's how well you recover from them, that's the mark of a great player.
- What most people don't understand is that UFOs are on a cosmic tourist route. That's why they're always seen in Arizona, Scotland, and New Mexico.…
- On stage, I'm this figure, this actor, who does things that people aren't used to seeing and I relish in that reaction. In real life,…
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- Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. — Dave Barry
- For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball. — Dave Barry
- Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. — Jack Benny
- I enjoy now doing what I do... playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life. — Yogi Berra
- I didn't know much about golf growing up. — Yogi Berra
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- Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun. — Jim Bishop
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- If I get a week off, I'll go to a hotel that has a golf course. I like to come downstairs and… — Lewis Black