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- If God had intended us not to masturbate, He would have made our arms shorter. — George Carlin
- "Just try and remember," I said slowly," that if God had intended men to fly He'd have given us wings. So all… — Gavin Lyall
- If God had intended us to be alone, there would be more pleasure in massaging our own shoulders. — Robert Breault
- But it seems to me that if God had intended for you to cover your face then, in His wisdom, He would… — Pat Condell
- If God had intended me to make excuses for who I am, He would have given me better excuses. — Robert Breault
- If God had intended us to fly he would have given us railways. — Michael Flanders
- If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs. — Unknown Author
- If God had intended us to fly, he would never have given us the railroads — Michael Flanders
- If God had intended for breasts to be seen, He wouldn't have created large woolen pullovers — Tracey Ullman