God Had Intended Quotes

9 quotes by 7 authors

• If God had intended us not to masturbate, He would have made our arms shorter. — George Carlin
• "Just try and remember," I said slowly," that if God had intended men to fly He'd have given us wings. So all flying is flying… — Gavin Lyall
• If God had intended us to be alone, there would be more pleasure in massaging our own shoulders. — Robert Breault
• But it seems to me that if God had intended for you to cover your face then, in His wisdom, He would have provided you… — Pat Condell
• If God had intended me to make excuses for who I am, He would have given me better excuses. — Robert Breault
• If God had intended us to fly he would have given us railways. — Michael Flanders
• If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs. — Unknown Author
• If God had intended us to fly, he would never have given us the railroads — Michael Flanders
• If God had intended for breasts to be seen, He wouldn't have created large woolen pullovers — Tracey Ullman

Who Wrote These God Had Intended Quotes

7 authors contributed a total of 9 God Had Intended Quotes as follows:

• 2 God Had Intended Quotes by Robert Breault
• 2 God Had Intended Quotes by Michael Flanders
• 1 God Had Intended Quote by Unknown Author
• 1 God Had Intended Quote by Tracey Ullman
• 1 God Had Intended Quote by Pat Condell
• 1 God Had Intended Quote by George Carlin
• 1 God Had Intended Quote by Gavin Lyall