God Had Intended Quotes
9 quotes by 7 authors
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If God had intended us not to masturbate, He would have made our arms shorter.
— George Carlin
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"Just try and remember," I said slowly," that if God had intended men to fly He'd have given us wings. So all flying is flying…
— Gavin Lyall
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If God had intended us to be alone, there would be more pleasure in massaging our own shoulders.
— Robert Breault
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But it seems to me that if God had intended for you to cover your face then, in His wisdom, He would have provided you…
— Pat Condell
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If God had intended me to make excuses for who I am, He would have given me better excuses.
— Robert Breault
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If God had intended us to fly he would have given us railways.
— Michael Flanders
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If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs.
— Unknown Author
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If God had intended us to fly, he would never have given us the railroads
— Michael Flanders
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If God had intended for breasts to be seen, He wouldn't have created large woolen pullovers
— Tracey Ullman
Who Wrote These God Had Intended Quotes
7 authors contributed a total of 9 God Had Intended Quotes as follows: