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• The tragedy for comedians is there's nothing more they want than to be liked. We desperately seek approval. It's almost like a…
• The first few weeks of joining Weight Watchers, you're just finding your feet.
• How many airports are there in the world?
• Let's face it, the gene pool needs a little chlorine.
• If only Africa had more mosquito nets then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of aids
• If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus?
• Throwing acid is wrong... in some people's eyes.
• I used to buy lottery tickets every week until I realised you could watch it on TV for nothing.
• A lady with a clipboard stopped me in the street the other day. She said, 'Can you spare a few minutes for…
• A surprising amount of my jokes sound very implausible but are true.
• As soon as I did my first five minutes of stand-up I knew that I would rather be a failure at comedy…
• Even if you're doing the national insurance awards, there's still that excitement when you wonder who is going to win, er, best…

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