Best Girlfriend Wisdom

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My girlfriend always told me, 'Send roses while they can still smell them, tell people you love them while they can still hear.' — Manti Te'o
None of us has a girlfriend. But being in a band, you meet people everywhere you go. I know mine will turn up one day. — Isaac Hanson
If I got a girlfriend, I’d feed her playfully all of the time. — Niall Horan
I'd always walk my girlfriend home, i'm too protective! — Niall Horan
President Obama admitted this week that a former girlfriend that he wrote about in his autobiography was made up and not a real person .… — Jay Leno
I'm the type of rock star that likes to have a girlfriend, you know? — Kanye West
I’m a bit of a design enthusiast, and like spending time with my girlfriend and mates. — Nick D'Aloisio
I hang on to the statement of scientists that there is no time. Therefore, join me in telling everyone you are thirty-two. This allows me… — Beatrice Wood
My fans are all my girlfriends — Greyson Chance
Besides, I’m not looking to get saved. I’m only going with her because it’s what you do when you’re in a relationship. You know? You… — Tim Tharp
Ask any woman how she makes it through the day, and she may mention her calendar, her to-do lists, her babysitter. But if you push… — Anna Quindlen
I'm continually surprised by the amount of people I wind up. For many guys, I'm the faggot their girlfriend fancies. — Brian Molko
There is no good word for stomach; just as there is no good word for girlfriend. Stomach is to girlfriend as belly is to lover,… — Nicholson Baker
If I have a girlfriend, I don’t bring her to flaunt her. She doesn’t get to reap the benefits of me being famous. — Nick Diaz
I am the most jealous boy in the world, when I'm with my girlfriend. I always kiss her so that the other guys know she's… — Zayn Malik
I’ve always preferred having girlfriends to just seeing people. — Liam Payne
My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said "Alright, fatty." — Jimmy Carr
My girlfriend bought a cook book the other day called 'Cheap and easy vegetarian cooking'. Which is perfect for her, because not only is she… — Jimmy Carr
When I turned 18, I skipped my party to take my girlfriend on a road trip. It turned out to be an amazing birthday. — Josh Hartnett
I remember being with a girlfriend who asked me to look over some chess openings with her. I instantly fell asleep. I found that I… — Pal Benko
When you're wondering whether she's his daughter or his girlfriend, she's his girlfriend. — Pamela Druckerman
Don't lie to the girl of your life for the hoe of the night — Drake
The goal of Christian dating is not to have a boyfriend or girlfriend but to find a spouse. Have that in mind as you get… — Mark Driscoll
When did the government become our psycho ex-girlfriend — Jay Leno
At least I didn't invent a dead girlfriend — Lance Armstrong

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