Inspiring Girlfriend Proverbs

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The easiest way to win if your girlfriend likes to play games is by hitting her with a cheat code. — Nikhil Saluja
Like to tell my girlfriend Great job on those tits before she leaves for work. — Nikhil Saluja
Want a smoking hot girlfriend? Set that bitch on fire — Nikhil Saluja
Remember that every single person in this world has a conscience and if your boy/girlfriend does not have this, you need to walk out of… — Mazher
Boy, always remember that I may not be your precious friend but I can be your ideal girlfriend . — Ivy Ban
My girlfriend thinks my jokes are stupid, but she still let's me put my penis inside of her. So, who's stupid now? — Nikhil Saluja
Thinking of a good surprise to give your girlfriend? How about a thumb in the ass durning doggystyle. — Nikhil Saluja
Girl:How Much Do you Love me? Boy: My heart is a mobile and u r its SIM. Girl:Ooh God... I m Soo Lucky.. . .… — DEV
My girlfriend got secret weapons that prevent me from having to like football. They're called boobs. — Nikhil Saluja
U buy ur girlfriend a 4ne, Another guy buys her Airtym, Thats division of labor. U buy her Nika another guy removes it. Thats separation… — Mars Mavis Paul John
I dnt give a FUCK about family anymore I gave 16 years of my life to you and all I get from you is disrespect… — NIKOLAS SIXX
You do not need to see your boyfriend/girlfriend every day. Don't forget about your friends and family; the ones who have always been there for… — Haley Knight
Damn!!! get the out of my mind... if you stay there any longer... you'll be in my heart... — Abhishek Tiwari
When your girlfriend says, you can tell me anything, she's really saying, I'm going to tell this to my next boyfriend. — Nikhil Saluja
Girlfriend can't fall asleep at night? Hold a pillow over her face until she passes out! — Jugi Steady
I m not afraid to give my password to my gf no I'm not , read my text messages when I get them , answer… — Fahim

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