Best Girlfriend Lines

1341 Girlfriend quotes by 887 unique authors

I do not have a 24-year-old girlfriend. I have another life altogether. — Jens Lehmann
A new club is like having a new girlfriend – you don't have feelings straight away — Michael Owen
No boyfriend wants to see their girlfriend in a video with a big, handsome black dude feeding his fingers into her mouth, do they? But… — FKA twigs
My last Olympics, I had a girlfriend — big mistake. Now I’m single, so London should be really good. I’m excited. — Ryan Lochte
Find out if your girlfriend is a feminist before you get too far into it. Some of them are pretty. They don't all look like… — Phyllis Schlafly
I don't like vampire movies or zombie movies. I went to see 'I Am Legend' with an ex-girlfriend the other day, and I immediately realised… — Michel Gondry
People often ask me why don't you have a girlfriend. Then I smile and say: I have thousands some just haven't met me yet — Harry Styles
I don't want to be defined as someone's girlfriend. — L'Wren Scott
If me and my girlfriend were fighting, and it got to the point where she started crying, I would just shut up and hold her. — Justin Bieber
I was raised by a single mother and I've been in a 10-year relationship with my girlfriend. My whole life I've been surrounded by women. — Jon Hamm
To be born as a human being is a rare thing, something to be grateful for. But being born as a human being is worthless… — Kodo Sawaki
My devotion to my job started from a personal defeat: my first girlfriend's parents rejected me because i wasn't rich. I decided i would show… — Roberto Cavalli
Beauty, my first girlfriend said to me, is that inner quality often associated with great amounts of leisure time. — Dorothy Allison
Men don't like me. I haven't been on a date for six months. I've just started a club with a girlfriend called the We Hate… — Lara Stone
Bad boyfriends don't disguise themselves; their girlfriends do it for them. — Laurie Notaro
When I'm falling, my girlfriends are my soft landing. — Anna Quindlen
The same way all the people I love factor in—my parents, my sister, my girlfriend [Lena Dunham], my best friend, all the people I love… — Jack Antonoff
Several girlfriends are easier to handle than one wife. — Hugh Hefner
I'm not into jewelry. I've got some earrings but they're not too expensive. There are guys who drop a hundred grand for a chain. The… — Andrew Bogut
I think that's important to women in comedy, that we get a lot of the good lines and you're not just the girlfriend or the… — Sharon Horgan
On-screen relationships are the best because you don't have to worry about saying the wrong things. And if the guy's got a girlfriend, or I'm… — Alicia Witt
You can't trust girls. When I get a girlfriend I am not going to tell her where I live or work. — David Thorne
I'm not gay, a lotta people think I'm gay. I have a girlfriend. She thinks I'm gay. — Tom DeLonge
I fantasize about going back to high school with the knowledge I have now. I would shine. I would have a good time, I would… — Spalding Gray
And with each step my heart broke for the person I would never find, the person who'd love me. And then I would remember I… — Denis Johnson

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