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- It's a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it's light out.
- Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a job, but if those books have forced you to ask…
- I wish I had more friends, but people are such jerks. If you can just get most people to leave you alone, you're doing good.…
- HOBBES: If you don't get a goodnight kiss you get Kafka dreams.
- Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!
- For your information, I'm staying like this, and everyone else can just get used to it! If people don't like me the way I am,…
- You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what,…
- That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.
- People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.
- Mom’s not feeling well. So I’m making her a get well card.†“That’s thoughtful of you.†"See, on the front it says, ‘Get Well Soon’…
- It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw.
- Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other...
- If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don't get asked to do it again.
- Why isn't my life like a situation comedy? Why don't I have a bunch of friends with nothing better to do but drop by and…
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