Geek Quotes

250 Geek quotes by 204 unique authors

I think it is a shock to people to find out that MC Hammer is a super geek. — MC Hammer
Don't talk about technical stuff unless the woman you asked out is a geek herself. Even then try to talk about something else. Ask her… — Superman
1/4I don't think anyone really knows who I am...I love Bruno Mars, I love spending money on books, I want a beach house, I believe… — Rachel
She's emo? You'd cut too if you've gone through what she has. She's Anorexic? You would be too if you were called fat everyday. She's… — Blondie:)
Call me a slut, call me a whore. If u don't like me there's the door. Call me anorexic, call me fat. I can put… — Kayla
Man, Woman, Geek — Unknown Author
I'm not a geek about equipment, I just know what I like. — Adam Jones
Me Without You Is Like, Shoes with No Laces; or A Geek with No Braces; Me Without You Is Like, A Love Movie with No… — Unknown Author
Now, VinceMac Mahon, Mr. McMahon, whatever it is you like to be called, I think it's time you got yo' pencil-neck geek ass out here… — The Undertaker
I cant believe I just gave my panties to a geek. — Unknown Author
I wasnt a heartthrob at school, I was a geek. I was a gawky 17 year-old. A lanky, skinny, awkward kid. My friends treat me… — Zac Efron
Yes. Some girls 'fake geek,' for a myriad of reasons. Some guys do too. Also? Many don't. Now STFU and get back to cat memes. — Kevin Pereira
I was a real kind of fantasy geek growing up and watching Kung-Fu theater with my dad every Sunday. I always had this dream of… — Milla Jovovich
I'm such a geek. — Jessica Chastain
My uh, geek fan theory that I subscribe to, is the one that we are part of some sort of a conspiratorial experiment. That we… — Evangeline Lilly
Reading books makes you smart, so if me reading makes me look like a nerd or a geek, then I am proud to be a… — Shar-rae
I'm in band and I love band to death, so if me being in love with band makes me a geek I'm the biggest band… — Shar-rae
When I sat down to write I just felt like a geek writing about myself. And then it dawned on me, just because of the… — Paula Poundstone
We Live to Geek. We Geek to Live. — Unknown Author
Call me a slut, call me a whore. If you don't like me theres the door. Call me anorexics, call me fat. I can put… — Kiara Sellars
Me without you is like: Sneaker without laces. A geek without braces. ASentenceWithoutSpaces. — Karan
I'm such a theater geek. — Kiernan Shipka
I'm quite comfortable with being a geek. I've been a geek since high school. — James Marsters
Maybe happiness was just a matter of the little upticks- the traffic signal that said Walk the second you go there- and downticks- the itch… — Ritu Ghatourey
Cross the line, speak about mine. I'mma wave this tech, I'mma geek about mine. — Jay-Z

Who Wrote These Geek Quotes

204 authors contributed a total of 250 Geek Quotes, led by these top contributors: