Gambling Quotes

361 Gambling quotes by 265 unique authors

No use gambling if you can't lose your head once in a while. — Larry Merchant
Dice have their laws, which the courts of justice cannot undo. — Ambrose
Betting stimulates the caring glands. That is where there is so much caring at the racetrack. — Larry Merchant
Many players will not improve because they cannot bear self-knowledge. — David Mamet
All losers exaggerate because they want you to know how bad they feel. — Mike Caro
At that point I ought to have gone away, but a strange sensation rose up in me, a sort of defiance of fate, a desire… — Fyodor Dostoevsky
My last piece of advice to the degenerate slot player who thinks he can beat the one-armed bandit consists of four little words: It can't… — John Scarne
Gaming corrupts our disposition and teaches us a habit of hostility against all mankind. — Thomas Jefferson
I like gambling on stuff that you don't know anything about. That's when it's exciting. — Artie Lange
Yeah man, they call gambling a disease, but it's the only disease where you can win a bunch of money. — Norm MacDonald
When I played pool I was like a good psychiatrist. I cured em of all their daydreams and delusions. — Rudolf Wanderone
This would have been a great game to watch if we didn't have any money on it. — Norm MacDonald
At the Mirage Sportsbook, you can get a line on 2 kid playing wiffleball in the backyard in Minnesota — Artie Lange
I'm the type of guy where one thing leads to another and eventually it gets awful. If I put a $5 bet on a roulette… — Artie Lange
Suckers have no business with money anyway. — Canada Bill Jones
Wine loved I deeply, dice dearly. — William Shakespeare
Scobe's Fifth Law: All dealers wish they were doing something other than dealing. All dealers have plans to get out of dealing. Ten years later… — Frank Scoblete
Scobe's Eighth Law: The moron will enter the single deck game when the count is sky high and the dealer is deciding whether or not… — Frank Scoblete
Scobe's Tenth Law: In all endeavors, in all aspects of life, there are more horses asses than horses! — Frank Scoblete
The world is more than a game of cards. History is more than a record of gambling operations. — Arthur Twining Hadley

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