Gambling Quotes

361 Gambling quotes by 265 unique authors

When I played pool I was like a good psychiatrist. I cured em of all their daydreams and delusions. — Rudolf Wanderone
This would have been a great game to watch if we didn't have any money on it. — Norm MacDonald
At the Mirage Sportsbook, you can get a line on 2 kid playing wiffleball in the backyard in Minnesota — Artie Lange
I'm the type of guy where one thing leads to another and eventually it gets awful. If I put a $5 bet on a roulette… — Artie Lange
Suckers have no business with money anyway. — Canada Bill Jones
Wine loved I deeply, dice dearly. — William Shakespeare
Scobe's Fifth Law: All dealers wish they were doing something other than dealing. All dealers have plans to get out of dealing. Ten years later… — Frank Scoblete
Scobe's Eighth Law: The moron will enter the single deck game when the count is sky high and the dealer is deciding whether or not… — Frank Scoblete
Scobe's Tenth Law: In all endeavors, in all aspects of life, there are more horses asses than horses! — Frank Scoblete
The world is more than a game of cards. History is more than a record of gambling operations. — Arthur Twining Hadley
My work is play. And I play when I design. I even looked it up in the dictionary, to make sure that I actually do… — Paula Scher
We certainly noted that when given the opportunity, women handle money more efficiently. They have long term vision, they manage money more carefully. Men are… — Muhammad Yunus
And it´s so different for a lot of people I´ve known. One partner doesn´t love the other enough to stop drinking, or gambling, or running… — Alma Katsu
It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money. — Canada Bill Jones
I know a little bit about handicapping. If the horse has an IV, you want to stay - away from it. — Paula Poundstone
Most amusements only mean trying to win another person's money. — Rudyard Kipling
Two-up is Australia's very own way of parting a fool and his money. — Germaine Greer
To get it right, be born with luck or else make it. Never give up. A little money helps, but what really gets it right… — Ruth Gordon
Hold'em is a game of calculated aggression. If your cards are good enough for you to call a bet, they are good enough to raise… — Al Alvarez
It's completely idiot proof." I told them they've got it all wrong. I want a machine that is "idiot friendly. — William Weld
The only difference between a winner and a loser is character. — Nick Dandolos
Bond didn't defend the practice. He simply maintained that the more effort and ingenuity you put into gambling, the more you took out. — Ian Fleming
Is it really not possible to touch the gaming table without being instantly infected by superstition? — Fyodor Dostoevsky
The next best thing to gambling and winning is gambling and losing. — Nick Dandolos
Gambling in the mark has been the great indoor sport of the capitalists for months, and consequently food has increased by 25 to 100 per… — Agnes Smedley

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