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- I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable. — Todd Barry
- Gratitude is the fairest blossom which springs from the soul. — Henry Ward Beecher
- The thankful receiver bears a plentiful harvest. — William Blake
- Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence. — Erma Bombeck
- I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. — Erma Bombeck
- You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out. — Jay Leno
- Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America's obesity statistics. Personally, I love… — Stephen Colbert
- I'm from Canada, so Thanksgiving to me is just Thursday with more food. And I'm thankful for that. — Howie Mandel
- Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. — Nicole Hollander
- It took me three weeks to stuff the turkey. I stuffed it through the beak. — Phyllis Diller
- No One Diets on Thanksgiving. — Erma Bombeck
- The turkey that President Obama will pardon this Thanksgiving is from California. The turkey said, "I don't need a pardon. I need… — Conan O'Brien